Callistonian.net

For your information, (and in the US, at least) tomorrow is Mother’s Day. If you haven’t prepared something for your mum just yet, you may want to get to it.

I’m a Grade A* procrastinator. Procrastinating is something that I shouldn’t do. But as it is something that I do very well, I can’t help but indulge in it every once in awhile. Anyway, I bought my mother something today. I’ve still yet to put together a card and things… I will.

I bought my mother a tea pitcher and dainty tea cups/saucers. She likes tea. I like pretty things. Tea + pretty things = pretty tea things. Thus, that is what I bought her. :D

The pitcher was originally way overpriced, but because I was oh so lucky, I got the pitcher + cups + saucers + a coin purse for myself for less than the original price of the pitcher. I win! Seriously, I feel like I accomplished something amazing in the world of retail. :) Have you ever gotten a good deal on an item you really wanted?

Do you have any plans for Mother’s Day?

I am, indubitably, a perfectionist. But Callistonian.net was rejected (twice!) from Perfection, a design gallery that aims to showcase the web sites of passionate/perfectionist designers.

Okay—what I really want to know is what I can do to improve Callistonian.net (because, you know, I’m a perfectionist. I honestly want to get better! :P ). What’s wrong with this layout? What’s wrong with my blog entries? What would you like to see? What would you like for me to blog about? I hate criticism, but I care about improving more than I hate being criticized. So, as much as it pains me to say this and as much as I feel that I may regret it: do your worst and critique my site. Thanks.

What do you think of the header (the large graphic above)?¹ I was rejected from Perfection because of it. -_-; … I like it. I think it fits my style: I can’t draw; I’m detail-oriented; I like complex things. I doubt that I will ever get into Perfection because its member seem to like things I dislike and vice versa—that’s fine. ♥

Anyway, I’m thankful to the members of Perfection who reviewed my site. Thanks! Also, because the gallery is all about perfection (and thus, improving), I’m going to return the favor by critiquing it just a bit. I made the mistake of getting rejected, so you’ll just have to believe me when I say the following comments aren’t the product of bitterness.

Suggestions for Perfection:

• Add a paragraph explaining how sites are added. The owner doesn’t decide who to add, so it’s atypical and hard to figure out intuitively… Sites are “reviewed” before they’re added, but how does it work? Do random members vote on the sites? Shouldn’t this be explained somewhere? If it’s a random number of random members voting on each site doesn’t that make the process more subjective than with most galleries because with Perfection different standards are applied each time? Anyway, an explanation is needed.
• Add more specific guidelines to the guideline page. This page doesn’t list anything besides the bare minimums; it makes it seem that all decent looking sites will be accepted.

  Add the following:

  * Clean, organized, often validated code.
  * Quality, well-written content.
  * Unique, eye-catching designs.
  * Exemplary use of color and space.

  The guideline page also suggests comparing one’s site to those in the gallery. That can be a little misleading; it can also cause bitter my site is better than X why wasn’t I accepted rants. Brigette’s site displays the most beautiful dolls, but she’s using a pre-made theme… :( Impish.ca’s layout is nice but really simple. Silencia.net and Amelie’s Not-Noticeably.net are also lovely and simple. But sites with equally simple layouts have been rejected. Aside from giving applicants a very rough idea of whether or not they can get in, comparing doesn’t have much of a point. It only seems to create false hope. What are visitors supposed to think when they see sites using pre-made layouts?

• Reevaluate member sites. Perfection lists the sites of perfectionists. If members become lazy and create things that are not up to the community’s standards, they should remove themselves or be cut. That sounds harsh, but Perfection claims to be “a collection of top-quality websites and like-minded designers.” It should push its members to achieve their best by refusing to list sites that have become second-rate. On the other hand, if it feels that all of the gallery’s sites are great - why refuse to list similar sites? :D

¹ Don’t comment saying they were insane &c. to reject me over the header. Different people like different things. :)

Disclaimer of sorts: Don’t take the following post on Chinese, Korean, and Japanese too seriously. It’s not meant to be offensive. It’s sort of a joke. It’s just a quick dirty not-quite-foolproof 30 second lesson on how to differentiate between the three languages. ♥

Admittedly, being able to tell the three apart is not an important life skill. But! it does give one the ability to say, “Look at that pretty Chinese website (sign, artwork, writing, &c.)” with confidence. If a girl can tell languages apart, she won’t have to fear nasty reprimands of this nature: “OMG! You idiot, that’s Korean!” (Have you ever been reprimanded in this way? XD )

So, here we go.

Chinese and Japanese do not have stand-alone circles! If you see a circle, it’s Korean. The image above is Korean. The circles are gray.

With this one, it’s a bit harder. Generally, Japanese is less complicated than Chinese. If you see simplistic looking roundish or stick-like characters, it’s Japanese. In the image above, the roundish characters are purple.

Chinese just looks complicated. ♥

A quick review: Remember, Korean = circles; it’s the least complicated. Japanese = no circles and medium complications; it features simplistic roundish/stick-like characters. Chinese = no circles; it looks very complicated.

Now that you’re fluent in Chinese, Korean, and Japanese you can tell them apart, figure out which line in the following image belows to which language. After you’ve figured it out, look at the solution.

That’s it. You can thank me for making you slightly more clever? Anyway, comment if you know of any clever ways to tell any languages apart (these included). Also, e-cookies and much love to anyone who recognizes any of the material quoted in any of the images above.

Have you ever had a moment in which you discover something, then think, “I must tell (someone specific) about this right now!”? I did at about 2:30 am yesterday. Did I let the time faze me? Absolutely not. I called my friend’s cell immediately.

Did she answer? Of course, she did. What’d she say? “OMG WTF!?!? It’s 2:30 am?” Nope… She said, “I’m on the bus. Call me back in 30 minutes.”¹ XD

When is it unacceptable to call you? I have a slight problem with 8 am phone calls. If I’m awake at that horrible time, I’m busy.

After an hour long phone call and some fiddling around, I went up to bed… because staying up all night for no reason isn’t particularly good for your health. While I was falling asleep, something shook. The house? The boat outside? My bed? Everything?—I don’t know exactly, but I reacted with, “Was that an earthquake?!? *blink* No way? I hear an airplane, maybe it was an airplane… Maybe that was thunder? It’s starting to storm again?” My intuition, my initial reaction, was correct (woo!) : it was an earthquake, my first one. We rarely (i.e. never) have earthquakes here.

Random: Ring tones annoy some, but today one made my day! I was in the mall—I went to get those shoes, but they weren’t there—A classy lady with the cutest baby had Wonder Girls’ Tell Me as her ring tone! Tell Me! Tell Me! T-t-t-Tell Me! Like 99.999999999… percent of the people in my city, you’ve probably never heard of it before. :( It’s not an English song… So when the lady’s cell sung, “T-t-t-t-tell me!”, I paused in shock. It was a miracle! XD If you believe in rounding, in my city the chance of encountering someone with that song as a ring tone is 0%.

If there’s anything you’d like me to blog about, comment with the suggestion. Thanks! ♥

¹It wasn’t 2:30 am her time. She lives on the other side of the planet, 13 or thereabouts hours in the future.

How do you spend money? Aside from saving, hording, buying necessities &c., the money I spend tends to fall into two categories: things that are good for my brain and things that are pretty.

My most recent purchase: a Japanese abacus, a soroban. It’s being shipped from Japan now. It’s supposed to help me with my “calculator-dependency.” What’s 21+213+2434+-1232-45+867? I don’t know. I can figure it out, but problems like that make me want a calculator! After I get my magical brain-enhancer (a soroban), I’ll be able to multiply six digit numbers in my head in 3 seconds (like those in this soroban video). Perhaps I won’t become that badass (or close), but I’ll still become better with mental math than I am …

Now that I have you safely impressed by my intellectual ambitions and mad math skillz (more mad math skills here), I’m going to take a risk. I’m going to expose a darker side of my personality. This side of me indulges in Gossip Girl, wears large sunglasses, drinks overly-priced and fancifully titled concoctions from coffee chains, and adventures around in skirts—scared, yet? This silly side of me is also fed up with my intellectual pursuits and has decided that my next random-wth-purchase is going to be impractical, but who cares? What matters here is looks. It has decided that these shoes are pretty. I want them. If they’re at J.Crew when I get there, I’ll be walking out with a new pair of shoes!!1!1! ♥

Anyway, how do you spend your money?